"Let's Get Wrecked on Pop-Tarts and Sex."

badathlete:

Do you ever listen to middle aged people talk…they are the fakest of the fake

swagitsune:

I’m bored.

What’s Eating Gilbert Grape? (1993)
“We don’t really move. I mean, we’d like to, but… my mom is sort of attached to the house. Attached is, I guess, not the right word. She’s pretty much wedged in. “

empatheticcivilization:

And why am I alive when everyone around me has turned to meat? It’s because of my list of rules.

Finally!

ainawen-nurlaer:

Smaug The Magnificent…

talisman:

No sympathy for rapists, no sympathy for abusers, no sympathy for those who side with them. No excuses for their behavior, no justifications, no exceptions.

exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear:

erikloser:

stop taking bucky’s metal arm away

stop taking charles’ wheelchair away

stop taking clint’s hearing aids away

disabled superheroes are important stop sucking please

I read this wrong and I was just picturing them all confused as to who keeps taking their stuff.

"Steve have you seen my arm anywhere?"

"Nope, sorry Bucky.  By the way, have you seen Clint’s hearing aids?  He hasn’t been able to hear a damn thing all day"

friendly-titan:

ohgodwhoseroomsarethese:

somequeershit:

keep-calm-and-disney-on:

Or, “How You Know You Are In An Abusive Relationship 101”

My mom absolutely refused to let me see this movie and once I actually saw it, i saw why

That’s the most chilling possible comment on this post.

Is this fifty shades of grey maternal style

thecutestofthecute:

elevennineteenreptiles:

So here’s how this goes:
I have a hatchling rack that is currently holding around 60 baby ball pythons that we have hatched this year. The way I feed them is to go down the entire rack and drop either live pinky rat or a fuzzy mouse into each tub. Once I drop in the last one, I start back at the beginning and check to make sure they’re eating and if not I remove the rodent. So I get back around to checking on this baby and she’s not only cradling her fuzzy mouse while it sleeps, but when I try to take it she gets pissy and protects it from me. This is ridiculously adorable.

Okay, so i normally would never reblog snakes because i have a phobia of them, but  this.. this right here.. i dunno man this is pretty freaking cute okay

sixpenceee:

guykneecologist:

This.

omfg reblogging till the end of time

Dylan O’Brien+puppies

hellasterek:

Teen Wolf AU: The one in which Derek is an awkward nerd and Stiles is the popular jock he’s in love with, and there’s a lot of pining from afar until Derek gathers the courage to approach Stiles.

giveaway prompt fill for stilinskimartinhale

dailytylerhoechlin:

Tyler Hoechlin for August Man Malaysia August 2014 issue.(x)