February 2012
4 tags
Ridiculous Ball Python.
My snake is an idiot.
He refuses to eat during winter months, and I can understand that. It’s cold, digestion is hard, it’s hard to keep the humidity and temperature up to BP standards. But then, when it starts getting warmer and I try to feed him, he freaking cuddles with his pre-killed rat.
Sir, you are cuddling and laying on a dead rat. A dead rat that managed to pee himself when...
swallowbitchpeoplearestarving:
well maybe the guide’s wrong
4 tags
Watchsluttiest-virgin:
-decimate:
i can’t breathe
AHHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
3 tags
“No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...”
– President Barack Obama
(via heirofslytherin)
limiculous:
Yes, it’s violin. With dubstep.
...
5 tags
The only thing I have against the phrase "that's...
It should be used to describe more fabulous things.
Or not used at all, but whatever. Just an alternative.
2 tags
mjolkk:
oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
7 tags
adlergasm:
smaugbatch:
Guess what, guys?
1 tag
Time to watch Boku no Pico de Gallo.
