"Let's Get Wrecked on Pop-Tarts and Sex."
Do you think Jason Derulo announces his name in things other than his own songs?
Starbucks employee: grande caramel frapp for--
JD: JASON DERULOOOO
Rihanna: Oh na na, what's my--
JD: JASON DERULOOO
Edward Cullen: Say it. Out loud.
JD: JASON DERULOOO
Harry Potter: He's back. You-Kno--
JD: JASOOOOON DEEERUUUUUULOOOOOOOO
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